And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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