whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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