i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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