What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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