I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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