Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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