I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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