sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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