So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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