We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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