Do vagina's smell?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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