Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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