I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
