Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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