I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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