I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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