She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I lost the right to judge tonight
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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