Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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