are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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