Where is the hickey?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We named our party play list daddy issues
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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