I don't think brook has ever known best
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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