I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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