I must be too annoying 4 u.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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