I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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