Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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