I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
