Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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