He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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