Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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