Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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