so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
