she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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