Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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