We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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