would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
is wine microwaveable?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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