Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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