everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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