You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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