Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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