remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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