She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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