Well douche your snatch and let's go!
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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