I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
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walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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