I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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