Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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