Sponge bath it is.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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