they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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