He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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