I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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