Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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