More tranny stories later!
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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