I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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