Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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