WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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