do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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