Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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