we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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