I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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