my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize