awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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